A Twitter user named @VH1PNUT decided to go after Kevin Durant’s haircut, and Kevin Durant had an immediate snappy comeback for the troll, who was forced to immediately concede defeat and crawl away like a whimpering dog.
The amusing exchange was screencapped for all-time by BSO. Witness Kevin Durant put this Twitter punk in his place with one deadly-accurate shot.
And that is how you put away a Twitter follower who thinks he is a wise guy. You show him what a real wise guy is like. VH1PNUT will think twice now before he goes after Kevin Durant’s haircut, or anyone else’s haircut.
If I were VH1PNUT I would just leave Twitter altogether. I would retire from Twitter rather than let that happen to me again. I would walk away from the internet entirely. In fact, I would walk away from civilization entirely. I would go live in the woods and eat acorns and study Buddhism.
If Kevin Durant did that to me, I would just pack it up and become a monk. I would renounce all my earthly possessions, all pleasure, everything. I would adopt a totally ascetic lifestyle. I would basically become the Unabomber but without the wanting to murder people.