Jun 4, 2014; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel and other team rookies react while they are introduced before a game between the Cleveland Indians and the Boston Red Sox at Progressive Field. Mandatory Credit: David Richard-USA TODAY Sports

Johnny Manziel rolls $20 bill in bathroom, leading to speculation (Photo)

For some weird reason, there is this picture going around everywhere of Johnny Manziel appearing to roll a $20 bill in a bathroom. Why is this picture so interesting to everyone? It’s just a picture of a man rolling a $20 bill. Have people never seen a man roll a $20 bill before?

Some of the folks posting this picture believe it represents visual proof that Johnny Manziel is a user of drugs. But I don’t get this. How do we get from A to B on this one? Rolling a $20 in a bathroom means you use drugs?

Well, I guess that means I use drugs, because I always roll up my money like that. I like keeping my money neatly rolled, is all. And yes, a lot of the time I go into the bathroom so I can roll up my money. I like the privacy in the bathroom. I’m a modest person by nature and I don’t like rolling up my money in front of others.

Johnny is obviously like me. He doesn’t want to advertise the fact that he has a $20 bill. So when he needs to roll it, he discreetly heads to the bathroom.

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photo credit: Busted Coverage

As someone who likes to keep his money rolled up and often goes to the bathroom to roll his money, I deeply resent the accusations being thrown at Manziel. This is pure discrimination in my opinion. Obviously, there are certain backward, narrow-minded elements of society that just can’t handle a man exercising his personal freedom by rolling his money in the bathroom.

Makes me sick.

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