This has to be pretty high on the list of all-time terrible looks. No Twins fan, your Brian Dozier back hair jersey is not clever. It’s not hilarious. It’s just disturbing.
Brian Dozier back hair jersey guy makes me wish there were a rule against male shirtlessness. I may start a petition asking the White House to make public male shirtlessness a crime.
Think about it though. That guy had someone do that and then walked out in public to show it off. He’s proud of that. He thinks that is a great look.
He probably has kids. And those kids are probably mortified. They’re lucky school is out so they don’t have to face their classmates. Talk about emotional scarring.
Oh, and guess what? This is not the first time this guy has sported a back hair jersey at a game. A couple years ago he was spotted with the Joe Mauer back hair jersey. He liked the idea so much, he went back to the well a second time.
You have to wonder how Joe Mauer feels about this. Back hair jersey guy has fan-dumped Joe Mauer. That’s got to sting at least a little.