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Buffalo Bills welcome new coach Rex Ryan with an odd pizza (Photo)

By Bryce Olin

Oct 26, 2014; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; Buffalo Bills head coach Doug Marrone (L) talks to New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan (R) prior to their game at MetLife Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Robert Deutsch-USA TODAY Sports
Oct 26, 2014; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; Buffalo Bills head coach Doug Marrone (L) talks to New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan (R) prior to their game at MetLife Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Robert Deutsch-USA TODAY Sports /
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The Buffalo Bills welcomed new head coach Rex Ryan with a pizza with his name on it

The Buffalo Bills posted a picture on their twitter account of Rex Ryan holding a huge pizza with the words “Welcome Rex Ryan,” possibly, painted on the pizza.

The next picture the Bills posted was Rex Ryan lying on the ground, holding his throat, choking on whatever paint-like substance that is on the pizza.

Of course, I’m kidding.

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As far as I know, Rex Ryan is alive and well after inking a new five-year deal with the Buffalo Bills. According to ESPN, Ryan will make $5.5 million per season, which is not too bad for a coach who was just fired, if I don’t say so myself.

Seriously, though, can we talk about what happened to the old-fashioned-words-spelled-in-pepperonis trick on the pizza? And, are those words written in cake icing? Is it paint? I, honestly, have no idea.

Ryan joins the Bills as head coach after coaching for the last six seasons with the New York Jets. I don’t know how good the pizza is in upstate New York, but the Bills know Ryan just came from the pizza capital of the world, right?

What the Bills did for Ryan is equivalent of picking up someone at the airport who has lived in China for the past six years and taking them to Panda Express.

Plus, the Bills know how big Ryan used to be and how much weight he’s lost, right? Someone in the organization should have given him a personal pizza, not the jumbo-size with “extra Rex.” Are they trying to make him fat, again?

Ryan might need a few extra pounds to survive the winters up there in Buffalo, I guess.

All fat jokes aside, I’m excited about Ryan as the new coach of the Bills. Their defensive, with Mario Williams, Kiko Alonso, Marcell Darius, and Jerry Hughes, is going to be so good next season with Ryan overseeing everything.

The Bills also just hired Dennis Thurman to be the defensive coordinator. Thurman was with Ryan for six years with the Jets.

Now all Ryan needs is a quarterback for next season. Hey, I heard Mark Sanchez is available after the way he played down the stretch in Philadelphia…

(H/T Twitter)

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