Tough life for the Cincinnati Bengals safety, apparently.
George Iloka likes his maid – a lot. And because of that, he doesn’t want to embarrass himself or risk the health of his maid by taking a crap while she’s cleaning his house.
That’s the word from Iloka himself who tweeted the following:
"I gotta take a big ol sh*t but my cleanin lady still here.And she super nice so I dont even wanna do her like that by tearin up the bathroom"
I’m not even sure where to go with that, other than laugh.
Iloka’s polite bathroom etiquette even made TMZ, giving Iloka a ‘lol’ moment on Twitter when a fan brought his attention to the story.
“@chadjohnson1fan: @George_iloka u made tmz boss.. take a dump when the housekeeper leaves! #Awesome..#WhoDey... pic.twitter.com/CxDIjU52ZI” lol
— George Iloka (@George_iloka) March 10, 2014
I’m assuming that Iloka held truthful to his word and waited to assault the bathroom until after the maid left.
Of course, if you have a maid and you’re an NFL player I’m assuming you have a pretty nice house with multiple restrooms. Now, maybe the maid had yet to clean the bathrooms at this stage, but at that point you have to go ninja dookin in full on stealth mode.