bryanrosa

Bryan Rose

Joined: Jun 20, 2009

Editor of A Royal Pain, former editor of Around The Foghorn, all of which where I'm paid in gum. Yes, I was the one who shot 50 Cent nine times, and yes, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none, especially when you don't include a unicorn in the festivities. Am I right, or am I right? Work featured on New York Times, Sports Illustrated, Deadspin and more. Contact: aroyalpain(at)hotmail.com or at @NotoriousEZE.

Aug 17, 2014; Charlotte, NC, USA; Carolina Panthers middle linebacker Luke Kuechly (59) yells out coverage during the first quarter against the Kansas City Chiefs at Bank of America Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jeremy Brevard-USA TODAY Sports

Top 10 Selling NFL Defensive Players Jerseys Of 2014 Season

Nov 9, 2014; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown (84) catches a pass from Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger (7) (not shown) during the second half at MetLife Stadium. The Jets defeated the Steelers 20-13. Mandatory Credit: Ed Mulholland-USA TODAY Sports

Antonio Brown Leads Pittsburgh Steelers In Jersey Sales For 2014 Season

PBA Bowler Ronnie Russell Bowls Perfect Game On ESPN (Video)

Dec 28, 2014; Landover, MD, USA; Dallas Cowboys running back DeMarco Murray (29) carries the ball as Washington Redskins free safety Ryan Clark (25) defends in the first quarter at FedEx Field. Mandatory Credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports

Dallas Cowboys Can’t Stop Scoring Against Washington Redskins (Video)

Dec 28, 2014; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Texans running back Arian Foster (23) scores a touchdown during the first quarter against the Jacksonville Jaguars at NRG Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

Arian Foster Injured In Houston Texans Season Finale (Video)

Dec 28, 2014; Landover, MD, USA; Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant (88) scores a touchdown on a 65 yard reception as Washington Redskins free safety E.J. Biggers (30) chases during the first half at FedEx Field. Mandatory Credit: Brad Mills-USA TODAY Sports

Dez Bryant Breaks Terrell Owens’ Dallas Cowboys Touchdown Record (Video)

Dec 21, 2014; Arlington, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant (88) smiles as he talks with teammates on the sidelines during the third quarter against the Indianapolis Colts at AT&T Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

Dallas Cowboys’ Dez Bryant Blows By Redskins For 65-Yard Touchdown (Video)

November 1, 2014; Oakland, CA, USA; Golden State Warriors guard Stephen Curry (30) high-fives guard Klay Thompson (11) during the fourth quarter against the Los Angeles Lakers at Oracle Arena. The Warriors defeated the Lakers 127-104. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports

Steph Curry Pours Water On ‘Splash Brother’, Then Falls (Video)

Sony: PlayStation Network Back Up After Christmas Hack

Jan. 3, 2013; Glendale, AZ, USA; Detail view of the Oregon Ducks helmet during the second half against the Kansas State Wildcats during the Fiesta Bowl at University of Phoenix Stadium. The Ducks beats the Wildcats 35-17. Mandatory Credit: Matt Kartozian-USA TODAY Sports

Oregon Football Fan Makes Awesome Ducks Pancakes (Video)

Dec 19, 2014; Denver, CO, USA; Denver Nuggets guard Nate Robinson (5) during the game against the Los Angeles Clippers at Pepsi Center. The Nuggets won 109-106. Mandatory Credit: Chris Humphreys-USA TODAY Sports

Nate Robinson Won’t Stop Rubbing The Denver Nuggets’ Heads (Video)

Arkansas’ Bret Bielema Trolls Texas In Picture With Charlie Strong (Photo)

Nov 23, 2014; Atlanta, GA, USA; Cleveland Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon (12) runs after a catch in the fourth quarter of their game against the Atlanta Falcons at the Georgia Dome. The Browns won 26-24. Mandatory Credit: Jason Getz-USA TODAY Sports

Josh Gordon Suspension May Cost Him Millions, Changes Free Agent Status

Aug 10, 2014; Chicago, IL, USA; Chicago Cubs shortstop Starlin Castro hits a single against the Tampa Bay Rays during the fourth inning at Wrigley Field. Mandatory Credit: Jerry Lai-USA TODAY Sports

Report: Chicago Cubs’ Starlin Castro Arrested, Questioned Over Shooting

Jul 21, 2013; Oxnard, CA, USA; General view of a Dallas Cowboys helmet at training camp at the River Ridge Fields. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Dallas Cowboys Starters Go Through Regular Practice Routine

Nov 25, 2014; Denver, CO, USA; Denver Nuggets mascot Rocky before the game against the Chicago Bulls at Pepsi Center. Mandatory Credit: Chris Humphreys-USA TODAY Sports

Denver Nuggets Mascot Falls, Crushes His ‘Rocky Mountains’ (Video)