bryanrosa

Bryan Rose

Joined: Jun 20, 2009

Editor of A Royal Pain, former editor of Around The Foghorn, all of which where I'm paid in gum. Yes, I was the one who shot 50 Cent nine times, and yes, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none, especially when you don't include a unicorn in the festivities. Am I right, or am I right? Work featured on New York Times, Sports Illustrated, Deadspin and more. Contact: aroyalpain(at)hotmail.com or at @NotoriousEZE.

Dec 21, 2014; Charlotte, NC, USA; Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel (2) on the sidelines in the first quarter at Bank of America Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Bob Donnan-USA TODAY Sports

Cleveland Browns On Johnny Manziel: ‘Talk Is Cheap’

Dec 26, 2014; Orlando, FL, USA; Cleveland Cavaliers head coach David Blatt congratulates forward LeBron James (23) at the end of the game against the Orlando Magic at Amway Center. Cleveland Cavaliers defeated the Orlando Magic 98-89. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

LeBron James Denies Report Of Rift With Cavs Coach David Blatt

Aug 17, 2014; Charlotte, NC, USA; Carolina Panthers middle linebacker Luke Kuechly (59) yells out coverage during the first quarter against the Kansas City Chiefs at Bank of America Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jeremy Brevard-USA TODAY Sports

Top 10 Selling NFL Defensive Players Jerseys Of 2014 Season

Dec 14, 2014; San Diego, CA, USA; San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers (17) throws a 5-yard touchdown pass to San Diego Chargers tight end Antonio Gates (85) during the fourth quarter against the Denver Broncos at Qualcomm Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Robert Hanashiro-USA TODAY Sports

Philip Rivers Leads San Diego Chargers In Jersey Sales For 2014 Season

Dec 15, 2014; Indianapolis, IN, USA; Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant (24) brings the ball up court against the Indiana Pacers at Bankers Life Fieldhouse. Mandatory Credit: Brian Spurlock-USA TODAY Sports

Crazy Kobe Bryant Fan Makes ‘Meet Me In Temecula’ Rap Diss Song (Video)

Top 10 Selling Jerseys In The NFL During 2014 Season

Nov 9, 2014; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown (84) catches a pass from Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger (7) (not shown) during the second half at MetLife Stadium. The Jets defeated the Steelers 20-13. Mandatory Credit: Ed Mulholland-USA TODAY Sports

Antonio Brown Leads Pittsburgh Steelers In Jersey Sales For 2014 Season

December 20, 2014; Santa Clara, CA, USA; San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick (7) passes the football during the fourth quarter against the San Diego Chargers at Levi

Colin Kaepernick Leads San Francisco 49ers In Jersey Sales For 2014 Season

Dec 14, 2014; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia Eagles running back LeSean McCoy before the start of the game against the Dallas Cowboys at Lincoln Financial Field. Mandatory Credit: Eric Hartline-USA TODAY Sports

LeSean McCoy Leads Philadelphia Eagles In Jersey Sales For 2014 Season

Dec 14, 2014; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel (2) before the game at FirstEnergy Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports

Johnny Manziel Leads Cleveland Browns In Jersey Sales For 2014 Season

Dec 22, 2014; Cincinnati, OH, USA; Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning (18) looks to pass during the first quarter against the Cincinnati Bengals at Paul Brown Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Andrew Weber-USA TODAY Sports

Peyton Manning Leads Denver Broncos In Jersey Sales For 2014 Season

January 19, 2014; Denver, CO, USA; New England Patriots offensive lineman Marcus Cannon (61) against the Denver Broncos in the 2013 AFC Championship football game at Sports Authority Field at Mile High. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

Patriots Player Marcus Cannon Channels Marshawn Lynch, Trolls Media

Dec 21, 2014; Sacramento, CA, USA; Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant (24) after committing an offensive foul against the Sacramento Kings during the second quarter at Sleep Train Arena. Mandatory Credit: Kelley L Cox-USA TODAY Sports

Kobe Bryant Speaks On ‘Meet Me In Temecula’ Situation

Dec 28, 2014; Santa Clara, CA, USA; San Francisco 49ers chief executive officer Jed York (left) shakes hands with head coach Jim Harbaugh (right) before the game against the Arizona Cardinals at Levi

Jim Harbaugh Fakes Out Media Before San Francisco 49ers Game

Sep 7, 2014; Denver, CO, USA; Indianapolis Colts kicker Adam Vinatieri (4) kicks a field goal while punter Pat McAfee (1) holds the ball during the game against the against the Denver Broncos at Sports Authority Field at Mile High. Mandatory Credit: Chris Humphreys-USA TODAY Sports

Adam Vinatieri Ruins Perfect Season After Missing Field Goal (Video)

Dec 29, 2013; Atlanta, GA, USA; Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton (1) runs the ball in the first half against the Carolina Panthers at the Georgia Dome. Mandatory Credit: Daniel Shirey-USA TODAY Sports

Atlanta Falcons Playing ‘North Carolina Panthers’ Says Georgia Dome (Photo)