You may recall 50 Cent’s absolutely putrid first pitch at a New York Mets game recently.
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The pitch was so awful it ranked as the worst of all-time according to this graphic, but in typical Fitty fashion, the rapper found a way to divert attention away from his girly-man throw.
Blame it on chronic masturbation.
Wait – what?
Yep, during his recent Reddit AMA, the former G-Unit rapper (who reunited at Summer Jam, so maybe ‘former’ isn’t the correct term) was asked about the woeful throw. He could have suggested the ball slipped from sweaty palms (hey, he was probably nervous). He could have said there was a substance on the ball. Hell, he could have just stated he botched the throw.
But nope, he suggested the wayward throw was due to a skeletal muscle injury in his left shoulder which he suffered from chronic masturbation.
Now, I don’t know about you but that seemed like a pretty thought out answer and while it’s obviously a joke (actually, I’m more hoping it’s a joke) it seems as if Fitty was prepared for looming questions about the throw and had a bullet in the chamber awaiting the first user to ask.
Rather hilarious response considering all things he could have went with.
Also – complete side note but what’s up with the ‘fan’ asking the question spelling out his name in a monetary fashion?
The entire Reddit is completely worth your time as 50 drops a few more gems, though I’m pretty sure nothing is going to get more attention than the masturbation suggestion.