For some weird reason, there is this picture going around everywhere of Johnny Manziel appearing to roll a $20 bill in a bathroom. Why is this picture so interesting to everyone? It’s just a picture of a man rolling a $20 bill. Have people never seen a man roll a $20 bill before?
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Some of the folks posting this picture believe it represents visual proof that Johnny Manziel is a user of drugs. But I don’t get this. How do we get from A to B on this one? Rolling a $20 in a bathroom means you use drugs?
Well, I guess that means I use drugs, because I always roll up my money like that. I like keeping my money neatly rolled, is all. And yes, a lot of the time I go into the bathroom so I can roll up my money. I like the privacy in the bathroom. I’m a modest person by nature and I don’t like rolling up my money in front of others.
Johnny is obviously like me. He doesn’t want to advertise the fact that he has a $20 bill. So when he needs to roll it, he discreetly heads to the bathroom.
As someone who likes to keep his money rolled up and often goes to the bathroom to roll his money, I deeply resent the accusations being thrown at Manziel. This is pure discrimination in my opinion. Obviously, there are certain backward, narrow-minded elements of society that just can’t handle a man exercising his personal freedom by rolling his money in the bathroom.
Makes me sick.
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