Hulkamania is About to Run Wild on the Cavaliers

(Featured Image: Hulkamania in one of its weird, intermediate stages. Not standing still, but not yet running, let alone in a wild manner.)

Hello.

Enough prevaricating. @TheQArena had some important news today:

It was kind of him to preemptively wear Cavs colors for the majority of his career.

What this means is Hulk Hogan is taking over that social media account at halftime, exclamation point. Tweet using pound-sign “WWE” then “CLE” during one of the two halves and then something will probably happen presumably.

This is important news for important people like yourself because, as legend says, Hulk Hogan is capable of body slamming giants in front of some Hulkamaniacs in certain places. Most basketball players are tall, and tall people are called “giants” sometimes. I’m not into sabermetrics or numbers, per se, but it’s about 30% definitely going to happen that LeBron and Hulk will start an impromptu Hell in the Cell match somewhere in the fourth quarter.

Hulk, your thoughts?

Appreciated.

Now, it’s worth noting that this is not Hulk’s first time sat next to a computer with an NBA social media account on it. Here he is #HulkTakeovering in a completely different place for a completely different team:

I guess I can’t begrudge the boys for following the money. Back in the territory days, there’d be double shots across state lines all the time. Same day, same match, different crowd. Two towns in a week just ain’t the same. Loyalty makes you a mark. The only things real in this business are the money and the miles.

And feelings:

#Heel