Kobe Bryant Compares Los Angeles Lakers To Toilet Paper

Kobe Bryant was angry at his Los Angeles Lakers teammates and suggested they’re comparable to Charmin toilet paper.

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Apparently it wasn’t a good day at Los Angeles Lakers practice.

Kobe Bryant, who is likely to be playing more point guard in the coming days was none too happy with the effort some of his teammates gave during their Thursday practice and let it be known.

Not only did Bryant mouth off to general manager Mitch Kupchak but the Black Mamba also compared his teammates to toilet paper.

There have been many great comparisons in sports over the past few decades but this one might be towards the top. Calling your teammates “soft” like toilet paper? Kobe Bryant could have went for something more traditional like a pillow or a cloud, but no, he went for the crap wiper.

Also of interesting note, it appears Kobe Bryant is a big fan of Charmin toilet paper, or at least his wife Vanessa is considering that was the first TP company that came to mind. He didn’t give a “they’re soft like Quilted Northern” or “they cut my ass like hotel toilet paper” so it appears the Bryant household is one that prefers Charmin.

I never really expected to know what Kobe Bryant’s toilet paper preference was, but it seems as if I can take that one to the grave with me now.

Kobe Bryant was angry at his Los Angeles Lakers teammates and suggested they’re comparable to Charmin toilet paper.

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