Someone made a John Cena piñata, and the results are simply amazing in so many ways.
Who doesn’t remember their 10th or 11th birthday celebration with their friends on one side, pizza on the other, and cake on the brain. Some kids were treated to theme restaurants with arcades, such as Chuck E. Cheese, or played laser tag. Others had parents that liked to host a crowd of their own. For those lucky children, a pinata was likely to be a staple of this tradition.
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For kids who watched professional wrestling, it was entirely plausible that theme found its way into their party. This meant napkins, plates, and more decorated with the appropriate logos/imagery accustomed to an avid young viewer.
What celebration of this kind would be complete without a pinata shaped like your favorite superstar?
Be careful what you wish for.
It is quite alright. You did not need to sleep tonight. If you did, we here at Fansided, are truly sorry for the following picture. This John Cena pinata was probably just lazily made. But due to the template this pinata craftsman seems to live by, it comes off as some soft of demonically possessed gangster wannabe. Is this really want children want?
Seriously, is that what parents are buying for their kid(s)’ parties? “That pinata’s time is up, my time is now.” Every child that encounters this unholy creation needs to brave that mindset, because the quicker that thing spews candy, the better.
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