Live video feed shows teletubbies at Nebraska
A live video feed of Nebraska on signing day has revealed that there are teletubbies waiting by the fax machine.
On a related note: what?!?
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There’s no logical reason why there should be Teletubbies there. That means it’s time for some investigative reporting.
So I put on my investigative reporting hat (you know, the kind that has a piece of paper with “press” written on it tucked into the brim), and I checked the website for Nebraska athletics. Athletic director, Shawn Eichorst; head football coach, Mike Riley. No mention of Teletubbies anywhere.
OK, investigative reporting over. Time to speculate wildly.
How much power do these Teletubbies have at Nebraska? Do they supersede the athletic director? Do they report directly to Barney the dinosaur, or doe she report to them? Were the Teletubbies responsible for firing Bo Pelini? He doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who would get along well with Teletubbies, so maybe there was some workplace friction at play there. There are a lot of unanswered questions here.
Keep refreshing this page; we’ll let you know if the Teletubbies sign any major prospects.
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