T.Y. Hilton showed up to training camp wearing a cheeseburger backpack.
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T.Y. Hilton and his cheeseburger backpack showed up to Indianapolis’ camp in good spirits on Saturday. Why the choice in back gear? Simple, kemosabe, it’s always dinnertime at the Hilton and T.Y. is ready to mow down on his opponents.
TY Hilton is wearing a hamburger backpack today. Why? "Because I'm ready to eat." pic.twitter.com/crmKvPYegD
— Zak Keefer (@zkeefer) August 1, 2015
What's better than a regular backpack?!
— Stadium (@Stadium) August 1, 2015
TY Hilton's hamburger backpack!
(via @Colts) pic.twitter.com/UUxY0gC0vH
Ruh-roh. A hungry T.Y. spells trouble for the AFC South. Look out, ma, it’s burger time and Hilton is ready to sate himself on some delectable spirals.
Let’s take a look Hilton’s menu for the upcoming season.
Week 1: Wings (Buffalo)
Week 2: Pizza (N.Y. Jets)
Week 3: Hot Chicken (Tennessee)
Week 4: Firehouse Subs (Jacksonville)
Week 5: BBQ (Houston)
Week 6: Lobster Rolls (New England)
Week 7: Po’ Boys (New Orleans)
Week 8: Pulled Pork Sandwich (Carolina)
Week 9: Rocky Mountain Oysters (Denver)
Week 10: Chick-fil-A (Closed on Sundays)
Week 11: Burgers from Grindhouse (Atlanta)
Week 12: Cuban Sandwich (Tampa)
Week 13: Primanti Bros (Pittsburgh)
Week 14: Hooters (Jacksonville)
Week 15: Tex-Mex (Houston)
Week 16: Stone Crabs and Conch Chowder (Miami)
Week 17: Jumbo Shrimp (season ender at home against Tennessee)
By my estimation, Hilton should feast pretty heavily this year. Though he might be allergic to lobster and those rolls could give him fits. The Rocky Mountain oysters might turn his stomach. And Primanti Bros. can be pretty filling. All in all, he should have plenty of room for the dessert menu, and maybe even an after dinner sip of champagne.
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