Meltdown Tuesday: WTF is up with CFB
Happy Thanksgiving you filthy animals.
Verderame:
MELTDOWN TUESDAY
Bass:
Let’s f—ing roll
Verderame: YOU SON OF A BITCH
Bass: Welcome to the Thunderdome
Verderame: Alright, what the hell happened to Ohio State?
Bass: Urban Crier. Urban Liar. Urban his teams always fall apart under the lofty weight of expectations.
Verderame: I think the real question is who is the better coach at this point: Ron Zook, Charlie Strong or Meyer?
Bass: Don’t you ever talk to me about Ron Zook. I’ve killed men for less. Bass: He stole 3 years of my college experience.
Verderame: Eat it, eat your heart out. Zook is a great man, and clearly twice the man of this chump Meyer, who only has national championships because he walked into great situations.
Bass: Disagree with the first part, 100% agree with the second. PS. I’m on tilt right now. Shaken by Zook. Seriously, though, we’re 1.5 years away from an Urban Meyer heart attack. And 3 years from Notre Dame canning ol’ Red Face Kelly and brining in Saint Urban. Book it.
Verderame: At what point does Notre Dame get annoyed with Kelly’s crap, fire him, and then replace him with Lane Kiffin? Does the world just come off its axis?
Bass: After they lose 72-0 to Alabama in the College Football Playoff and the world realizes he creates paper tigers. I don’t understand my sport anymore. If Les Miles gets fired, I’m officially broken emotionally.
Verderame: Let’s talk about that … what is LSU doing? Why are they firing this guy?
Bass: I don’t know. They’re f—ing fools. Only two national title game appearances. AND THEY WANT TO BRING IN LEMON BOOTY JIMBO … ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!
Verderame: LSU should look at it this way, if it fires Miles, how long does it take him to get another job? 10 minutes? Fisher should not be getting major run as a huge coach. He had Jameis Winston and this year, with Everett Golson, looks like a damn bum. If LSU fires Miles, it is going into the tank for years.
Bass: My dream: Miles goes to the other side of the SEC, takes over South Carolina and then beats the piss out of LSU whenever they play. I’d sacrifice some SEC East titles for UF if it meant him going to SC.
Verderame: Here’s my dream … Miles goes to Kansas and has the Jayhawks rising like a damn phoenix within a year. At first, LSU people mock Miles for going to such a lowly program, but he starts winning with players who are absolutely terrible. The first year, he gets to the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl. The second, the College Football Playoff. The third, national championship. Meanwhile, LSU hires Jimbo Fisher. Everything goes full-blown Florida State. Dudes are partying way too much and underperforming. Fisher only gets LSU to a few seven-win seasons and a crappy bowl appearance. Finally, the NCAA realizes something must be done. It makes the only move that gives us any sense of rationality. Kansas is put in the SEC West, and LSU is moved to the Big South.
Bass:
Moving on …
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