Pictured Above: Josh Huestis making the face he makes when he reads Fred Katz’s tweets.
NBA Twitter can be a punishing place. For some reason, novelty wordplay happens about as frequently as the Andersons get tickets. Electronic media don’t have paper cuts, but they do have this. If you’re a basketball player, and your name shares a passing resemblance to any common basketball phraseology then by god you’re going to hear about it. And so am I. From about a dozen different people.
Fred Katz covers the Oklahoma City Thunder for the Norman Transcript. He is also a person. Josh Huestis is having none of that.
delete your account
— Josh Huestis (@jhuestis) December 15, 2016
This is where it all started. Using a rudimentary counting technique, I was able to discern that 24 of Huestis’ 42 tweets from the last two months have been at or about Fred Katz. That’s about 57 percent. For context, that’s almost Chris Paul’s career true shooting percentage. That’s better than the Thunder’s current winning percentage. That’s at least 40 percent better than my CYO career free throw rate. Huestis even started his own blog in that time and didn’t give it the same attention.
The man is focused, is what I’m saying. Let’s have more examples, because empirical evidence is key in this day and age.
ya I have a question. How dare you?
— Josh Huestis (@jhuestis) January 20, 2017
bad things happen to bad people
— Josh Huestis (@jhuestis) January 7, 2017
it'd be nifty if you stopped tweeting
— Josh Huestis (@jhuestis) January 16, 2017
— Josh Huestis (@jhuestis) December 24, 2016
That’s just a sample. Poke upon jab upon jape. Now to be fair, if you’re into that sort of thing, this is not all Fred’s fault. There are people behind the scenes encouraging, pushing him into this performing this kind of exhibition.
@NormanNews is this the type of content you want your writers publishing?
— Josh Huestis (@jhuestis) January 14, 2017
more like "thunder Katz...thunder Katz...thunder Katz...NOOOOO" am I right? pic.twitter.com/jREWN5kLBl
— Josh Huestis (@jhuestis) January 14, 2017
Josh appears to be standing on his own against a conspiratorial force. But you don’t get to the NBA without persistence, and you don’t achieve what he has without knowing how to bring in help. If the Norman Transcript wouldn’t come to Huestis’ aid, he will find others.
@twitter are bad puns enough to get an account suspended?
— Josh Huestis (@jhuestis) December 15, 2016
@BarackObama do something about this please
— Josh Huestis (@jhuestis) December 22, 2016
@FBI this is an up to date picture of @FredKatz pic.twitter.com/EWkjMXbZii
— Josh Huestis (@jhuestis) January 23, 2017
Now, I’m not advocating that people should be arrested for making Twitter the thing that it is, but I will say that in general I think Josh Huestis is a nice guy and worthy of support.
Regardless of anyone’s personal opinion of the situation, one’s personal Twitter is their personal place. One should get to choose who they surround themself with.
— Josh Huestis (@jhuestis) February 5, 2017
And Josh is within his rights to suggest you make similar choices.
Roses are red.
— Josh Huestis (@jhuestis) February 16, 2017
Violets are blue
I'm unfollowing @FredKatz
And you all should too.
This is not blind bias at play either. He’s will to give Katz leeway when deserved.
scrubs references get you a pass
— Josh Huestis (@jhuestis) January 26, 2017
And this type of consideration leads me to believe this is all in good fun. The Thunder live a tense, angry existence right now, and everyone needs a way to release energy. This is just banter, probably, and Josh is just Joshing.
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