NBA teams are playing bad on purpose, and absolutely nothing matters any more. I’m tired.
Guys, I’m tired.
I thought this was going to be a fun thing to do weekly. You know, I’d just poke a little fun and teams in a slump or maybe fall madly, romantically in love with some hungry young players getting playing time because the people above them have been shut down.
Unfortunately, for the players that I’ve fallen for I generally can’t find enough ill will to place them on this list. And poking fun at these teams feels too much like trying to annoy an old dog that’s lying on the floor wheezing. He tries to wag its tail, but rigor mortis decided to get a jump start and the tail just scrapes the carpet a bit. Also, his eyes are bleeding.
It’s exhausting, and it’s painful, and it’s every single week. I don’t know if I can keep it up while maintaining my usual cloying personality..
Anyways, on to number five.