I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening. Did you ask if it was CJ McCollum Twitter Q&A time? I’m not sure. Let me check.
Plane has been delayed 2.5 hours. I'm a loyal delta customer but damn... anyway. Mad free time. Ready for a Q n A let's get it?
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
Awesome. Good. Yes. This is my favorite time of year. Sometimes I check my Twitter list of NBA players so carefully curated by the coolest of Cianfrones and there is a huge run of quote tweets by a single player, and this is when I feel most at home. I can just sit back, relax and let the good vibes flow through me like millions of angry neutrinos invading my internal organs without invitation or care.
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Unless Damian Lillard decides to try and ruin it.
😂😂😂 use some of that lucrative contract money and change airlines ? Orrr https://t.co/zfMEB9Xxs8
— Damian Lillard (@Dame_Lillard) April 27, 2017
Boo. Boo at you, Damian. Hopefully this doesn’t derail McCollum just like the Trail Blazers didn’t do to the Warriors.
That was mean. I’m sorry again. It’s an angry morning. I miss Giannis. I miss my dog.
https://twitter.com/CJMcCollum/status/857745668441616384
It’s time to be an adult. Let’s have fun.
I will https://t.co/NNjbc05VMT
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
Adults eat food. These things always start with comestibles.
Hmm departure , oswego grill , BWW, ringside, tasty n sons, pizza Italia, el gaucho. Many. More https://t.co/Wl2jGYEy5p
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
Fans, organization, food https://t.co/hDBtWjOlxZ
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
Been messing with the tea lately https://t.co/Eb8bS0ETkF
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
Hmmm sals and this breakfast spot . Can't remember the name https://t.co/GR1OofZAUk
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
Depends on my mood . Either one if you add strawberries https://t.co/DBphO5ZzRv
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
The correct answer is waffles, but I’ll give him partial credit for including strawberries. Strawberries is the key to breakfast. So is waking up before noon, but that’s awful.
After breakfast comes the obligatory “give me free stuff” tweet.
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
He’s not going to make it.
But now let’s get to the parts that make this Q&A and McCollum himself special. I’d like to point out he is my dude. People who are my dude give the right answer to this question:
A lot lol https://t.co/3EhB02YTPm
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
This next part is identification exercises.
Bron , IT , Russ https://t.co/mCt45Bwowz
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
MJ , Kobe , AI https://t.co/pLw7tOCeKZ
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
Little annoyed at myself for not jumping in and asking “MJ or Goku” but maybe next time.
McCollum plays basketball.
Corner or kicker lmao. I ain't going across the middle for nobody https://t.co/GgeMMf7zfs
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
McCollum does not play football. We should all be grateful.
Stay at home dad https://t.co/gw9m9ERs4j
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
That would be neat too. More time for Q&As. Let’s move on to the Lillard section.
He a dog , makes the game easier. One side of the floor , less help. Shark in the water who smells blood https://t.co/mgzgoAidEU
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
Too many https://t.co/Qpo6kUv9Cl
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
And basketball. Everyone loves basketball.
Decision making on both ends https://t.co/f3dnXhFBLM
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
Nothing like a poster . Breaking ankles is art though https://t.co/g1rTAfZBQu
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/CJMcCollum/status/857721432062664705
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
He’s just a fun guy to hear from. Let’s keep going.
Wheels up 🛫delta got its act together , three years later. I better be a platinum medallion after this👀. Thanks for the questions.
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) April 27, 2017
Next: Your utterly official 2017 BIG3 mock draft
Oh.
Well, that was fun. It’s important to have fun on summer vacation.