CJ McCollum Twitter Q&A spectularaganza

I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening. Did you ask if it was CJ McCollum Twitter Q&A time? I’m not sure. Let me check.

Awesome. Good. Yes. This is my favorite time of year. Sometimes I check my Twitter list of NBA players so carefully curated by the coolest of Cianfrones and there is a huge run of quote tweets by a single player, and this is when I feel most at home. I can just sit back, relax and let the good vibes flow through me like millions of angry neutrinos invading my internal organs without invitation or care.

Unless Damian Lillard decides to try and ruin it.

Boo. Boo at you, Damian. Hopefully this doesn’t derail McCollum just like the Trail Blazers didn’t do to the Warriors.

That was mean. I’m sorry again. It’s an angry morning. I miss Giannis. I miss my dog.

https://twitter.com/CJMcCollum/status/857745668441616384

It’s time to be an adult. Let’s have fun.

Adults eat food. These things always start with comestibles.

The correct answer is waffles, but I’ll give him partial credit for including strawberries. Strawberries is the key to breakfast. So is waking up before noon, but that’s awful.

After breakfast comes the obligatory “give me free stuff” tweet.

He’s not going to make it.

But now let’s get to the parts that make this Q&A and McCollum himself special. I’d like to point out he is my dude. People who are my dude give the right answer to this question:

This next part is identification exercises.

Little annoyed at myself for not jumping in and asking “MJ or Goku” but maybe next time.

McCollum plays basketball.

McCollum does not play football. We should all be grateful.

That would be neat too. More time for Q&As. Let’s move on to the Lillard section.

And basketball. Everyone loves basketball.

https://twitter.com/CJMcCollum/status/857721432062664705

He’s just a fun guy to hear from. Let’s keep going.

Next: Your utterly official 2017 BIG3 mock draft

Oh.

Well, that was fun. It’s important to have fun on summer vacation.