Alexa burns Cleveland Cavaliers, Golden State Warriors (Video)

Amazon Alexa definitely knows everything. Here is somebody asking Alexa to burn the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Golden State Warriors with funny jabs.

For people who want to think that they can know everything they want to know all the time, they do the right thing and purchase an Amazon Alexa. Alexa is definitely smarter than Siri, but still has a way to go before catching Watson, if we’re being totally honest here.

In a year where the NBA was extremely petty all the time, it should come as no surprise that people are starting to ask Alexa for sick Cleveland Cavaliers and Golden State Warriors burns during the 2017 NBA Finals.

Alexa manages to keep it real classy, but also rubs the Warriors face in it for blowing a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals last year. She completely burns Cavaliers point guard Kyrie Irving to a crisp for being a Flat Earth Truther with a weak jumper.

We’ve only seen one playoff game between these two basketball behemoths. Surely there will be plenty of things for Alexa to mull over before she starts dishing out some more sick burns of the Cavaliers and the Warriors.

It’s a tad early in the process, but we have to believe that a Kevin Durant and Rihanna related joke is in the works. Rihanna adores LeBron James, but her friends love to yell “Brick!” when Durant attempts one of his many free throws.

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Because we have the technology in the form of Amazon’s Alexa, this best-of-seven series simply cannot be a clean sweep by the Warriors. Sure, those burns will be singeing, but basketball is all about long-term pettiness this season. 3-1 cookies at Halloween parties to wearing all black to funeral games. There is plenty of things for everyone’s personal wire tap to make up funny jokes for in these NBA Finals.