Kevin Durant may have a secret Twitter account for off-brand messages

Sometimes we just want to be able to say stuff with absolutely no consequences. That’s free speech, right? Sure it is. Kevin Durant is living the dream.

Alright, everybody. This Kevin Durant scene is getting a little too intrusive. It’s time for a poll. I want everyone out there who doesn’t have a secret social media account for anonymously responding to people to raise their hand. Stick them way up there.

From where I am, I didn’t see a single hand. Say what you want about it being literally impossible for me to see what a reader is doing due to the constraints of time and physical location, but facts are facts. We all have secrets. The best of us have at least a dozen. For example, Matt Rutkowski is the fake name Ian Levy uses when he doesn’t want to be taken seriously.

So Kevin Durant appears to have one of these anonymous accounts for responding to people with words he doesn’t want associated with his name. What’s the big deal?

We’ve all done it. I created a FaceBook account solely for the purposes of complaining about my family’s dinner choices on nights we don’t get Wendy’s. This is a healthy thing to do.

Might this show that Kevin Durant actually cares what people think and feels a compulsive need to set the record straight from his perspective? Or does this maybe mean that he’s still concerned with how he’s perceived by random whoevers on the internet? Yes, but whatever.

So the fact that he also has his own @miltonpoint type Instagram account should be considered both excellent and extremely very good.

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Take some time digging through that if you think every personal space is yours. This is the future. What’s theirs is everyone’s and what’s everyone’s is yours. Or something. I don’t know if this is funny, creepy, upsetting, or a bleak outlook on the state of human existence in the year 2017, but it happened.