There is another doomsday prediction/theory that the world will come to an end today, Sept. 23, but as crazy as that may sound, there are very legit signs from the college football world that the apocalypse is near.
I don’t mean to alarm you, but the world is going to end, at some point, and one person thinks today is the expiration date for all of us on Earth. The latest doomsday theory comes from David Meade who had a viral YouTube video foretelling of the end of the world on Sept. 23. Oh uh. That’s today! So if you’ve put off a number of things on your to-do list, you don’t need to worry about them any longer because the world will be blown to smithereens with a mysterious planet Nibiru supposed to collide with Earth.
As scary as this time is for everyone, there are a number of signs of the apocalypse from the world of college football. Let’s investigate the world of the weird and the unexplained events and occurrences that definitively prove the world is ending as we know it, and I don’t feel fine.
1. College GameDay is in New York City – ESPN’s popular pregame show is normally set on various campuses across the country. It’s a fun fan event for students and alumni to be picked as the host for the show, but this week saw a break from the norm. College GameDay went to New York City where they are hosting from Times Square. NEW YORK CITY?!? The horror. Why would they do this? Who decided this was a good idea. This can only be a conspiracy and leads me to believe the prophecies are true. It’s been nice knowing you.
2. Vanderbilt has the best defense in the country – What if I told you in August that after three games the Vanderbilt Commodores had the best defense in the country. No, not Alabama, Clemson, Michigan or Florida State? You’d tell me I had lost my marbles and you were concerned for my well-being. But here we are. This is true. Derek Mason’s team is allowing 198.3 yards per game and 4.3 points per game. They also lead the nation in pass defense. Look, Mason has done a great job as the head coach after a rocky first-year in Nashville, but the only rational explanation for Vanderbilt having the nation’s best defense is the second sign of the apocalypse. It’s sad we won’t see this team play in the SEC Championship Game later this year because the world will be over.
3. Kentucky is better than Florida – The Wildcats are 3-0 entering Saturday night’s game against the 1-1 Gators. Typically, this is a great rivalry on the basketball court, but on the football field, this has been a one-sided affair as long as Kentucky students have been alive. In fact, Kentucky hasn’t beat Florida in football for 30 years! That’s also nine months before Tim Tebow was born. Could that streak come to an end tonight? Will they even get the chance? I fully expect Kentucky to hold a lead midway through the fourth quarter and a win will be in their sights. Sadly, they won’t get credit for the win because the world is ending. Sad.
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These signs of the apocalypse are true according to science so I’d just like to take another moment to say don’t blame the messenger, but the world ending makes a lot much more sense when you consider these college football signs of the apocalypse.