Every NBA team’s worst Thanksgiving road trip companion

New York Knicks: Kyle O’Quinn

At some point last year, Kyle O’Quinn decided it would be good to send out tweets in acronym form. Things like “ABHONBUIBYWWAG” were posted fairly regularly from which tweet consumers like us have had to assume meaning. Here are a few of my favorite examples.

https://twitter.com/Kyle_OQuinn/status/912285518863486976

And the most recent example:

I want to know what the hell is going on here, but I also extremely don’t. When I found out what the Fall of Troy song “F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P.” presumably stood for, I was let down. Sometimes not knowing is better than knowing. Unfortunately, I don’t have any other questions to ask him once I get past the exciting beard he has.

The other concern is that I don’t know if he would answer. He hasn’t elucidated anything for us yet, to my knowledge. Would a random trip down the freeway with me be the situation in which he’d feel most comfortable teasing out his acronyms? I don’t know.

Nor do I know if he’d answer using real words. He might just start firing off letters again.

“Kyle. I’ve been meaning to ask you. What’s your problem on Twitter? What are you doing? Also: why?”

“Eff Oh Ay Eye Dee Ell Bee Eff Tee Tee Ell Em Ell Eye Double-You…”

“This isn’t helping. I don’t understand. Please just use words.”

“En.”

“Fine.”