One New Year’s resolution for every NBA team

Milwaukee Bucks – Do they have new years in Greece?

Crazy Country, Greece. Did you know that Greece has been around longer than America? That’s nuts. You’d think a country that’s been around that long would have had a few more historical accomplishments of note, but nope. It all starts with Giannis. Maybe Tas Melas if you’re willing to dig a bit deeper, but I’m not.

But yeah, I’ve heard that countries that are older than 1,000-years-old stop judging time in terms of years. They get to make up their own temporal units. For example, Italy now has a three hour day and a seven hour year. Due to a joke that’s gotten out of hand, it’s been “tea time” in Great Britain since the late 1980s. China now only allows time to pass underground. It’s hard to say if this is going to be a new year for Greece, or not. Maybe it’ll be three new years. Time won’t tell.

Whatever. Fire Jason Kidd. That’s a resolution, right? Maybe fire Jason Kidd a little bit. Just a slight firing.

I don’t know what Kidd does. I remember he once spilled soda on himself. That was a while ago. He also organized a coup against a prior organization and told Thon Maker to take more long 2s. His defensive scheme is still going back and forth in making sense for his personnel. They are long and quick and switchable, but he’s Kidd. He should probably get fired now. Thanks.

If not that, maybe get him to spell his last name right for once.