Yao Ming needs a fence, and we have to help him

There are very few things in the world that are more doable than ClickHole. You go into a hole, and then you click. What could be simpler? I’ve counted four things, but I want you to discover them for yourself. The constant chaotic wonder of wandering is what makes something worth another thing and so on.

So when ClickHole posts a headline, you need to think some thoughts. Earlier yesterday they let loose this think-making grippler:

It’s true. Yao Ming, like most basketball players, is taller than a fence. There’s no way around it. Fences are a certain height, and Yao Ming is a different certain height which is more. This type of thing is the glue that holds together the stitches of life.

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But is it? Yes. I consulted LandscapingNetwork.com just to be certain.

That’s hard fact. So to recap, we’re looking at this sort of thing.

That seems to be untenable, but let’s make completely sure.

So one would think there’s nothing for us to do other than sit in the large metaphorical baking dish with saran wrap on top and marinate in Yao’s regrets for at least eight hours but overnight is best. There’s no way out. There’s barely a way in.

Or is there? A way out, I mean. Hmm.

With the world in its current state of flux, what with smart phones and millenials and Willenials, we don’t want to mess with one of the few remaining cornerstones of society in fence heights. That’d be too easy anyway, and back in my day we had to work to get what we want. We need another solution for something that’s taller than a fence, but not quite as tall as Yao Ming.

If only…

…there was…

…an easy…

…answer.

Bingo! Or should I say Bing-Aristotle-o! No, I probably shouldn’t.

But if this isn’t the answer, then I asked the wrong question. We need to make Yao happy, and to do that Shaq needs to walk around in front of Yao and act as a fence.

It looks like it might work, but will it? There’s only one way to find out.

Absolutely perfect. Just the right amount of Yao’s face is obscured for the viewer to have no clue who that is. It’s just another really tall mystery man.

For the sake of getting an idea of how the show would look after the special effects department gets in there, I’ve decided to include this picture as well.

Who wouldn’t watch this show?

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In conclusion, I have solved a problem. Thank you.