Why is he not on the NBA Draft this year?
We may have stumbled upon a player in the Great White North that could provide immediate help to the Toronto Raptors next season.
There’s only one catch: He’s not allowed to stay up past 10 p.m.
Meet Oliver Rioux, a 12-year-old who is dominating gyms in blacktops all over Quebec. Many in America have never heard of the legend that is Oliver Rioux. Granted, not many Canadians have, either; but thanks to the power of Twitter, we have his highlight reel, and that reel is impressive.
Unless you’re under 12.
LMFAOOOOOOOOO this 12 year old is 6’10” playing on 8-foot rims looking like prime Olajuwon pic.twitter.com/po8jp7ejYX
— Mickstape (@MickstapeShow) June 14, 2018
In the highlight reel, Rioux looks like Hakeem Olajuwon, swatting shots and dunking at will on his much smaller opponents. “Smaller opponents” is actually an understatement, as this kid, in all his ‘6-10″ glory, is forced to play on a little league team, complete with eight-foot rims.
This slice of hilarity is what makes Twitter great, sometimes; and here’s a snapshot of the comments that have made our day so far.
— Brian James (@BJam3s) June 14, 2018
This could very well be his birth certificate.
If I was his coach I would bench him so fast after he took that jump shot.
— “DaNgErOuS MaGa ExTrEmIsT” (@sdotthehustla) June 14, 2018
Like, for real. Why is he out there shooting jumpers? Take it to the hole and dunk on them midgets!
His mom when they ask for his birth certificate every game. pic.twitter.com/wExjpcYsBh
— Can I Interest You in That?? (@damnitdes_) June 14, 2018
His mom when the little league officials ask for his birth certificate.
https://twitter.com/RobertT6197/status/1007252569142497281
LeBron James would be proud.
This is the rudest shit I've ever seen 😂😂😂
— T. Fom (@teamfom) June 14, 2018
It’s so disrespectful.
The one-handed catch as the two 5' tall kids are doing everything in their power to double him
— 1312 (@omgitsmike) June 14, 2018
Now they know what the sane folks in President Donald Trump’s administration feel like.
https://twitter.com/MallyJames/status/1007241558461239298
Shawn Bradley, he is. Kevin Durant, he’s not.
— Tulliñho (@DaRealMikeTooly) June 14, 2018
This kid needs a Coach Ewing in his life.
Lmao bruh you know those other parents are HEATED
— Brosey Wales (@BroseyWales) June 14, 2018
Those parents are watching their kids get manhandled by a 25-year-old, how else are they supposed to react?
It's when he hit that backwards bucket. He was just showing off at that point
— Tommie Redgrave (@TomRedgrave) June 14, 2018
I’m surprised the refs didn’t “T” him up for that.
In the spirit of competition how is this even allowed?!
— Matt (@Matt_iceman_I) June 14, 2018
It’s Quebec. The Quebecers spit their wine at tradition.
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Nice. But I would say more like prime Manute Bol pic.twitter.com/Mb50sMJSmx
— Dedrian Parmer (@DedrianParmer) June 14, 2018
Dedrian Parme has just won the internet for the day.