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Twitter thread depicting SEC football coaches as women is disturbingly amazing (Photos)

BySam Dunn|
AUBURN, AL - NOVEMBER 25: (L-R) Head coaches Gus Malzahn of the Auburn Tigers and Nick Saban of the Alabama Crimson Tide meet on the field prior to their game at Jordan Hare Stadium on November 25, 2017 in Auburn, Alabama. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)
AUBURN, AL - NOVEMBER 25: (L-R) Head coaches Gus Malzahn of the Auburn Tigers and Nick Saban of the Alabama Crimson Tide meet on the field prior to their game at Jordan Hare Stadium on November 25, 2017 in Auburn, Alabama. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

If SEC football were run by women, it would be a serious improvement — and there’s proof.

In these days of national contemplation of sensitive issues in the social and political spheres, it’s never been more essential than we discover ways to look at the world from a different perspective. Now, SEC football fans now have a bizarre, disarming chance to do just that.

Thanks to a way-too-bored denizen of the interwebs, it’s time for us all to re-wire our brains and look at the coaches of America’s most powerful conference from a different kind of angle.

SEC football coaches as women is the Twitter thread you didn’t know you needed.

@notkdk3 mocked up SEC football coaches as women and you’ll never unsee it.

Saban already looked younger than his age, but this is a game-changer. As for Gus Malzahn, I think I had her for sixth-grade math and she was extremely helpful with those rascally fractions.

I’m jealous of this new and improved Jimbo Fisher. How’d she get a haircut at a time like this??

Lane Kiffin’s career is a story of reinvention, after all.

As for Mike Leach, a new era of Mississippi State football has begun, and I hope it never stops.

Taking a look at Muschamp and Pruitt, are they more Cagney and Lacey or Rizzoli and Isles? It doesn’t matter; they want to speak to your manager, so get ready for the most spectacular South Carolina-Tennessee showdown in all of footballing history.

This is a silly exercise in so many ways, but getting the neurons on a different side of your brain to fire every now is healthy. We’re not doing our level best if we keep assuming that only men can be football coaches, or that they’re the only ones fit to take on the sheer weight of such a task.

Seriously, if anything, these feminine doppelgängers constitute a significant improvement over their real-life counterparts. Take notes, athletic directors!

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