Mascot Fight! Arizona, Arizona State mascots throw haymakers in scuffle (Video)

Watch Arizona and Arizona State mascots beat each other senseless at the Territorial Cup.

Wilbur and Sparky fighting each other at the Territorial Cup is the best thing to happen to Arizona and Arizona State football in eons.

Why even bother attempting to go to a bowl game when you can beat your biggest in-state rival on Black Friday? These are the stakes down in Tucson the day after Thanksgiving this year. While the Wildcats are much improved under Jedd Fisch, the Sun Devils have been rocking an interim head coach since Herm Edwards did not play to win the game vs. Eastern Michigan in September.

Check out this super dope mascot fight taking place between two truly awful Pac-12 programs.

This is the most important highlight you will ever watch from Territorial Cup

There is a reason you probably forgot the Territorial Cup was being played today. Yeah, you probably knew that North Carolina and North Carolina State were duking it out, as well as Battle Line going down in CoMo between Arkansas and Mizzou. Although you may be captivated by the sacredness of special teams and defense from Cornucopia, Territorial Cup, you have our attention!

The last time we saw anyone from Arizona have this much fight in them, Suns in 4 Guy mashed that poor Denver Nuggets fan’s brain in with one perfectly placed upper cut at a time. In Arizona, it is not about winning championships, but entertaining people in between having a good time at the bars after the sun goes down. Let’s just say Sparky and Wilbur gave the people what they wanted.

Overall, violence is never the answer, except for in the world of content, where it 100 percent is the answer. Though life gets better when the pen is mightier than the sword, well, what happens when you don’t got no ink and when you can barely see out of the slit inside your over-the-top anthropomorphic costume? Our prayers were answered. We just want to be entertained, dammit!

I mean, of course, mascots would fight. They can’t talk. How else are they going to solve anything?

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