Maryland football: Testudo’s Mayo Bowl photoshoot will really make you Fear the Turtle now

Maryland mascot Testudo’s photoshoot for the Duke’s Mayo Bowl totally lives up to the hype.

Now we have even more reason to Fear the Turtle.

With the Maryland Terrapins taking on the North Carolina State Wolfpack in the only non-New Year’s Six Bowl that matters, the Duke’s Mayo Bowl, Testudo absolutely crushed his supermarket photoshoot to hype up the game. After seeing Shane Beamer get baptized by a Charlottean vat of succulent mayo water, let’s hope the Terps win on the 30th. Mike Locksley better be ready for it…

South Carolina road the Beamer heater of a lifetime in the year following his sacred mayo bath, so we better put our 401k on Locksley’s Terps stunning the Nittany Lions and Spartans next season.

Maryland football: Testudo has his GQ moment during his Mayo Bowl photoshoot

Is mayonnaise an instrument? Who cares? But Mayonaise is an incredibly underrated song by the Smashing Pumpkins you should listen to on the reg. When you’re fool enough to almost be it, but cool enough to not quite see it, you’re doomed when it comes to the Duke’s Mayo Bowl. This clash of the titans is The Clash of non-New Year’s Six bowl games, the only bowl game that matters.

So when you get to that podium as a Duke’s Mayo Bowl champion, head coaches often ask themselves, “should I stay or should I go now?” Well, you gotta let me know, or I will be greatly disappointed. While Beamer was all about it, Paul Chryst was not! His mayo bath reluctance was undeniable blasphemy and 100 percent the reason why Wisconsin fired him after losing to Illinois.

In time, one day, the better previous Wisconsin head coach Bret Bielema will sit in his impromptu king-sized Charlottean folding chair of a throne and take his mayo bath coronation to the dome, bro! South Carolina’s overwhelming success in the year to follow is why Locksley and NC State head coach Dave Doeren better sprint to the bowels of Bank of America Stadium to get doused.

No one personifies the bowl season spirit like Testudo getting lost in the mayo at a supermarket.

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