Shirtless Georgia fan has perfect explanation for his half-naked appearance

Kirby Smart, Stetson Bennett IV, Georgia Bulldogs. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)
Kirby Smart, Stetson Bennett IV, Georgia Bulldogs. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images) /
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A shirtless Georgia fan explained how he helped set the tone for the Dawgs’ epic comeback.

You’re either elite or you’re not, just like you’re either wearing a shirt or you’re not…

This is how you do it for the Dawgs. But when you’re not playing Between the Hedges and don’t have enough time to apply a solid white base coat to your string-beaned to dad-bod physique, sometimes you just gotta take the tarp off to set the tone. It is not killing vibes when you are the vibes, bruh. Georgia is riding a 16-game winning streak, so yeah, we’re just a little stitious, y’all!

Behold! A perfectly understandable reason to remove one’s shirt while getting your dome on.

The last time he went this far in his clothing removal, he and Dawg Nation were smelling roses.

A half-naked Georgia fan explained why he made a change to his wardrobe

If David Puddy could paint his face to see the New Jersey Devils play (you gotta support the team), it is totally okay for a grown-ass man to hunker down like the dirty Dawg he is in all his half-naked and majestic glory. People burn unlucky clothes all the time. While he usually has an extra shirt to improve the vibes, sometimes the only vibes you need are from the top half of your birthday suit.

Back when we all peaked in high school, we removed our letterman’s jackets before taking a dip in the local swimming hole. Bare-chested without a care in the world, it was all about showing people who cool we were and how you should definitely go to prom with us. Well on our way to becoming dedicated sidewalk alumni, we all knew that these skills would one day come in handy.

Flash forward a few decades later, gravity won … but so did Georgia! The last time them Dawgs was this kind of hell, don’t they?! Herschel was running the ball for Coach Dooley. We named our dogs after them because what is originality? What is originality is believing in the power of shirts. While a second one can come in handy, not having a backup plan means you’re Randy Bobandy!

Here is to them Dawgs laying yet another 50 burger on their picnic tour because man’s gotta eat!

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