General Booty at center of perfect Oklahoma football April Fool’s joke
By John Buhler
When you think of Oklahoma tight ends, you should think of General Booty immediately.
Good job by Oklahoma football in making General Booty the butt of an April Fool’s Day joke.
While Booty balls out as Dillon Gabriel’s backup quarterback, the Oklahoma Football Twitter account decided he needed a position change on the first day of the second quarter of the year.
If Booty were to shake it up and strut his stuff, you better believe he would do a lot of damage at tight end. Mark Andrews walked so General Booty could run. Boomer Freaking Sooner, baby!
Booty seems to be in on the joke, or this is the biggest troll job the Big 12 has ever seen before.
The best way to repay Booty for putting himself out there like this has to be some TP NIL.
Oklahoma football makes General Booty the butt of an April Fool’s Day joke
Look. The only thing that matters is for the Sooners to no longer resemble…a donkey…under second-year head coach Brent Venables. They may have won Bedlam, but they can’t be Red River Embarrassed like that again. Oklahoma may be abandoning Oklahoma State like a bad dad does his family for a pack of Camels, but Texas ain’t going nowhere, bro! The SEC will be an unforgiving beast, alright.
Even if Booty strictly rides pine this year, hopefully, he gets his butt off the bleachers watching Gabriel do things many Sooners signal-callers have done before him. If he tears it up like we all know that he can, OU can win four or five more games this season, play for one last Big 12 championship, go to the College Football Playoff and not win, but send Gabriel to New York City.
While the Sooners tight end room briefly got filled with some Booty, it is about to resolve back into being glorified dude soup in a matter of hours. Good on the Oklahoma athletic department having a little fun at Booty’s expense over some butt stuff. Isn’t college humor great? Some people grow up and think dad jokes are cool, but degenerates like yours truly remain forever stuck in the ditch.
The only way this would have been funnier is if Booty transferred Tight End University for three yards and a cloud of punt at Iowa.
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