The Dude of the Week, man: Willson Contreras has turned heel like Hollywood Hogan to become our new Razor Ramon
Like Tony Romo heading into a broadcast, I am going into this with zero preparation. I didn’t play golf all week, but I haven’t watched a non-Atlanta Braves MLB game this year. I don’t plan on that changing, but I am aware enough in my 9-to-5 that Willson Contreras was kind of a big deal this past week. His St. Louis Cardinals are worse than Joe Torre and his sideburns managing the team.
Like the Rams who left them for Kroenkeland, I don’t know if they’re going to be good again. I did see that his former employer came to town with Mr. Pugh and the former NL MVP who should be sponsored by Baked Lays. Anywho, it was like when Hulk Hogan went Hollywood and linked up with Scott Hall after he was Razor Ramon. I love Razor Ramon, so maybe Contreras could be that?
Unlike Vince McMahon, I have seen Scarface before, but it doesn’t change the fact Razor Ramon was the greatest thing to ever happen to me when I didn’t know it was even happening to me. Just like seeing the Cardinals be as bad as the team Kyler Murray plays video games for, together, he, Romo and I can continue to put in zero preparation in areas of our jobs where we probably should!
The only thing I know is the dude we traded his brother for is better than Arby’s Jamocha shakes.
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