There is some debate whether Andy Dalton is really a good quarterback or merely a mediocre quarterback who is lucky to play with a great receiver. There is no debate about whether Andy Dalton is great at pop-a-shot. This video seals it. Andy Dalton is a straight up pop-a-shot wizard.
Give Andy Dalton a basketball and a pop-a-shot basket and he turns into Calvin Murphy. He can probably stand there all day just firing balls. He can probably fire them one handed while holding an iced tea in the other hand. And not spill one single drop of his iced tea.
If the football thing doesn’t work out for Andy, he could make a poop load hustling people at the carnival. He could be like Woody Harrelson in White Men Can’t Jump. You never see Andy Dalton coming, that’s the great thing about Andy Dalton.
So remember this Bengals fans the next time Andy Dalton has an underwhelming playoff performance and you are really pissed off at him. Remember that though he may suck at playing quarterback, he is unrelentingly amazing at pop-a-shot.
He will own your ass at pop-a-shot. Nobody can take that away from him.