Man seeking threesome in exchange for Nationals, Orioles playoff tickets

Aug 4, 2014; Washington, DC, USA; Washington Nationals left fielder Bryce Harper (34) scores in the fourth inning against the Baltimore Orioles at Nationals Park. The Orioles defeated the Nationals 7-3. Mandatory Credit: Joy R. Absalon-USA TODAY Sports
Aug 4, 2014; Washington, DC, USA; Washington Nationals left fielder Bryce Harper (34) scores in the fourth inning against the Baltimore Orioles at Nationals Park. The Orioles defeated the Nationals 7-3. Mandatory Credit: Joy R. Absalon-USA TODAY Sports /
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Interested in attending the Washington Nationals playoff home opener? All it will take is a threesome with a fan in the D.C. area.

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The unnamed man has allegedly offered up two Diamond Club tickets to the Nationals’ postseason opener against either the Pittsburgh Pirates or San Francisco Giants which includes an all you can eat buffet. All you have to do is sleep with him.

What an exchange, right?

"I have two Diamond Club tickets for Fridays opening playoff game. The tickets include all you can drink beer & wine as well as all you can eat gourmet food. I am willing to part with these tickets to you and a friend in exchange for a threesome (two women only)."

As if the posting wasn’t hilarious enough, it seems as if the dude is really banking on the fact that two women want to attend a playoff game badly enough that they’ll sleep with him because a similar offer for the Baltimore Orioles has also popped up.

Keep in mind, these are just Divisional Series matchups and tickets are usually readily available in the hours leading up to the game. If they do happen to sell out you can often find them for just a bit over face value, unlike World Series tickets. He might really find a taker of the Orioles and Nationals played in a Beltway Series.

Outside of that I can’t imagine the dude getting his wish, though no harm in trying.

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