It’s finally here, the greatest suit ever created for the most exciting basketball player today — Russell Westbrook.
Want to dress like an NBA MVP? Now is your chance with the new Mountain Dew Russell Westbrook triple-double breasted suit. You read that right. A Mountain Dew Russell Westbrook triple-double breasted suit. You can wear it, you can drink it, you can pretty much do whatever you want with it because that’s the Russell Westbrook way.
The suit was designed by Mark McNairy and comes loaded with features. It’s like a new car that you wear.
• Don’t Do They: Russ’ iconic rallying cry from his ASW commercial is featured on the underside of the jacket collar as a bold “THEY” crossed out in red
• 42: Russ’ season-defining tripe-double record is emblazoned on the jacket breast pocket
• Shot clock with 1 second left: Russ was a king in the clutch; to highlight this, :01 is shown on the inside breast pocket
• Camo Pattern: DEW has a history with camo as does McNairy, which made camo an obvious color choice.
Despite the camo pattern, I have a feeling you won’t be blending in with this suit on. You’ll stand out like a 6-foot-3’ point guard who pulls down ten rebounds a game.
The good news is that this is the most amazing piece of clothing you’ll ever own. The bad news is that it won’t be released until the start of the 2017-18 season. At least it’ll be out before fall wedding season. You want to take the spotlight from the bride and groom? Show up in the Mountain Dew Russell Westbrook triple-double breasted suit.
Along with this amazing piece of clothing, Mountain Dew will also release commemorative 12oz. cans celebrating Westbrook’s MVP victory. Unfortunately, the cans will only be available in Oklahoma City.
If this doesn’t validate Westbrook’s MVP season, I don’t know what will. A drink company created a suit for a basketball player.
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*Hat and shoes not included