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So this is a thing now?! Them Hand Dancin’ Braves is hell, don’t they?!

Look. I know the New York Mets are completely broken since their Polar Bear asked for the Elder Wand to Throw It Again, but the Atlanta Braves are straight-cooking everyone now, dawg. They took two of three vs. the once red-hot Cincinnati Reds, in addition to inventing something known as The Hand Dance. This is the butt-hurt radio call from Philadelphia that inspired a phenomenon.

The Braves can Hand Dance if they want to, and leave your bad baseball team behind.

Just remember you can always Hand, Dance, whenever you’re falling apart to half time. We’re at roughly the halfway point of the season, and I don’t see the Braves slowing down their Hand Dancing ways anytime soon. Let’s be real. Together, Marcell Ozuna and Ron Washington are doing more for hands than Buster Bluth did in Army or when Uncle Jack entered the court of Bird Law.

There are only two things I know for certain about the Hand Dance. One, there is no wrong way to do it other than to just get after it. And two, I want to do the Hand Dance with Wash before I die. Let’s be real. That Reds’ series aged us all by decades, wrinkling like a raisin in the hot summer sun. I Heard It Through the Grapevine this is the best Braves team of all time. What’s Going On?!

It goes without saying, but them Hand Dancin’ Braves is hell, don’t they?! You don’t even know!

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