Rob Gronkowski gives a lap dance during an interview (Video)

Dec 7, 2014; San Diego, CA, USA; New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski (87) gestures for water before the game against the San Diego Chargers at Qualcomm Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jake Roth-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 7, 2014; San Diego, CA, USA; New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski (87) gestures for water before the game against the San Diego Chargers at Qualcomm Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jake Roth-USA TODAY Sports /
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New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski performed a lap dance for reporter Ashlee Ray during NBA All-Star Weekend.


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Some people wish to appear complex. They shroud their thoughts in mystery and present their minds as labyrinths of depth in the hope that they appear more eclectic and thoughtful.

Rob Gronkowski is not one of those people. He is pure id.

The Patriots tight end was present during NBA All-Star Weekend for an interview with media personality Ashlee Ray, and he utilized his tight end to give Ray a lap dance.


For those who believe in reincarnation, it is not a stretch to imagine Rob Gronkowski as a stripper in a previous life: maybe as a dandy in eighteenth-century London, or a dancer for Caligula’s court in Rome. They must have had strippers in ancient Mesopotamia.

Gronk is just two weeks removed from his first Super Bowl win, when the Patriots defeated the Seattle Seahawks 28-24. He has already achieved the apex of his profession. Maybe it’s time to hang up the cleats and pursue his true calling.

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