Our First Look At The LeBron Soldier 11 Screams “Foot Cast”

The Nike LeBron Soldier 11 won’t be releasing until the summer but a photo of the shoe has surfaced and it’s a freakin’ foot cast.

According to Sneaker Bar Detroit, the Nike LeBron Soldier 11 is expected to officially make its dashing debut on Monday, June 5.

But lucky enough for us, we get to take a look at what’s in store for out feet come early Summer thanks to the following photo from SneakerSpy.

Now please brace yourself.

And when I say brace yourself, I truly mean brace yourself.

My god. Seriously, sweet foot cast, Nike.

Sprained ankle? Hairline fracture?

Whatever it might be, the Lebron Solider 11 is seemingly here for your wounded feet and to give a warm and fuzzy shout-out to the medical community in the form of a sneaker.

Specifically, members of the respective training staffs who tirelessly provide support for each NBA team… except the Knicks.

Would you like a better look at the shoe?

Here’s a better look. In fact, this is probably the best look of the shoe we have so far, and ever will have.

Keep zooming out, please. A photo from the moon would honestly be ideal in this instance.

In short, the execution of this “design” can only be described as a complete and utter abomination, one that feels like it was thrown together with remaining scraps from previous LeBron Soldier releases.

So don’t bother waiting around for further photos to be released or until June to actually buy it, because there are countless quality sneaker releases coming down the pike that are far more worthy of your time.

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