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Nov 19, 2014; Miami, FL, USA; Miami Marlins vice president & general manager Dan Jennings listens during a press conference at Marlins Park. Mandatory Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

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Aug 13, 2015; Cleveland, OH, USA; Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III (10) in a preseason NFL football game against the Cleveland Browns at FirstEnergy Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Andrew Weber-USA TODAY Sports

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Dec 21, 2014; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Texans wide receiver DeAndre Hopkins (10) before a game against the Baltimore Ravens at NRG Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

Texans’ DeAndre Hopkins makes incredible one-handed catch, ruled incomplete (Video)

Aug 15, 2015; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Texans defensive end J.J. Watt (99) prior to the game against the San Francisco 49ers in a preseason NFL football game at NRG Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

J.J. Watt playing catch with fans in Superdome stands (Video)

Aug 22, 2015; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Texans quarterback Ryan Mallett (15) warms up before a game against the Denver Broncos at NRG Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

Ryan Mallett slept through Texans’ practice

Nov 2, 2014; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Texans running back Arian Foster (23) before the game against the Philadelphia Eagles at NRG Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kevin Jairaj-USA TODAY Sports

Arian Foster to return between Week 2 and 4

Aug 22, 2015; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Texans quarterback Ryan Mallett (15) attempts a pass during the first quarter against the Denver Broncos at NRG Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

NFL Preseason: Ryan Mallett skips out on Texans practice

Aug 15, 2015; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Texans quarterback Ryan Mallett (15) gestures against the San Francisco 49ers in a preseason NFL football game at NRG Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Ryan Mallett ‘angry’ about losing Texans’ quarterback job

Aug 28, 2014; Arlington, TX, USA; Denver Broncos receiver Andre Caldwell (12) celebrates with quarterback Brock Osweiler (17) in the first quarter against the Dallas Cowboys at AT&T Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

Brock Osweiler delivers bomb to Andre Caldwell (Video)

Aug 14, 2015; Seattle, WA, USA; Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning (18) watches a play against the Seattle Seahawks during the fourth quarter in a preseason NFL football game at CenturyLink Field. Mandatory Credit: Joe Nicholson-USA TODAY Sports

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Nov 23, 2014; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Texans inside linebacker Brian Cushing (56) on the sideline during the fourth quarter against the Cincinnati Bengals at NRG Stadium. The Bengals defeated the Texans 22-13. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

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Texans’ J.J. Watt makes people sweat for Gatorade (Video)

Aug 15, 2015; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Texans quarterback Brian Hoyer (7) gestures against the San Francisco 49ers in a preseason NFL football game at NRG Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

NFL preseason 2015: Texans beat 49ers with second half comeback

Jan 25, 2015; Phoenix, AZ, USA; Team Carter defensive end J.J. Watt of the Houston Texans (99) poses with the NFL cheerleaders after the 2015 Pro Bowl at University of Phoenix Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

J.J. Watt, confirmed brunch lover, eats 9,000 calories a day

Oct 26, 2014; Nashville, TN, USA; Houston Texans wide receiver DeAndre Hopkins (10) runs with the ball after a reception against the Tennessee Titans during the second half at LP Field. The Texans beat the Titans 30-16. Mandatory Credit: Don McPeak-USA TODAY Sports

Deandre Hopkins burns DeAngelo Hall on Twitter

Nov 2, 2014; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Texans running back Arian Foster (23) before the game against the Philadelphia Eagles at NRG Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kevin Jairaj-USA TODAY Sports

People on Twitter are mad Arian Foster is an atheist

Oct 9, 2014; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Texans running back Arian Foster (23) bows to celebrates his third quarter touchdown against the Indianapolis Colts at NRG Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

Arian Foster admits he’s an atheist, doesn’t believe in God

Dec 14, 2014; Indianapolis, IN, USA; Houston Texans running back Arian Foster (23) is tackled by Indianapolis Colts linebacker Jerrell Freeman (50) at Lucas Oil Stadium. The Indianapolis Colts won, 17-10 to clinch the AFC South Division. Mandatory Credit: Thomas J. Russo-USA TODAY Sports

Texans’ Arian Foster scheduled for groin surgery

Sep 14, 2014; Cleveland, OH, USA; New Orleans Saints running back Pierre Thomas (23) looks for running room against the Cleveland Browns during the fourth quarter at FirstEnergy Stadium. The Browns won 26-24. Mandatory Credit: Ron Schwane-USA TODAY Sports

NFL Rumors: Texans to sign Pierre Thomas after workout

New Orleans Saints running back Pierre Thomas (23) celebrates a New Orleans Saints touchdown during their game against the Atlanta Falcons at the Georgia Dome. The Falcons won 37-34 in overtime. Mandatory Credit: Jason Getz-USA TODAY Sports

NFL Rumors: Pierre Thomas working out for Texans on Wednesday

Dec 21, 2014; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Texans running back Arian Foster (23) rushes during the third quarter against the Baltimore Ravens at NRG Stadium. The Texans defeated the Ravens 25-13. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

Arian Foster Injury Update: Texans RB suffers ‘significant’ injury

Nov 23, 2014; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Texans outside linebacker Jadeveon Clowney (90) during the game against the Cincinnati Bengals at NRG Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

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J.J. Watt hits home runs in batting practice (Video)

Nov 9, 2014; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; Young fans of the New York Jets react during the second half of the NFL game between the New York Jets and the Pittsburgh Steelers at MetLife Stadium. The Jets defeated the Steelers 20-13. Mandatory Credit: Ed Mulholland-USA TODAY Sports

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