Malcolm Jenkins wishes Happy Mother’s Day to his “five baby mamas”

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Dec 8, 2013; New Orleans, LA, USA; Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton (1) carries the ball in front of New Orleans Saints free safety Malcolm Jenkins (27) in the first quarter at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome. Mandatory Credit: Crystal LoGiudice-USA TODAY Sports /

I have to admit, Malcolm Jenkins, you almost had me.

It’s a good thing I took a second look at the pictures of the “five baby mamas” before publishing the post.

Hmm, I thought to myself. Those five baby mamas all kind of look alike. Malcolm Jenkins sure has a type.

Then it dawned on me…oh.

Almost had me Malcolm Jenkins.

Hilarious troll post, Jenkins. Somebody send it to Nolan Nawrocki and see if he catches on.

Oh, and by the way, I’m not implying here that there’s something wrong with having five baby mamas.

If a man has five baby mamas, or even more than that, he shouldn’t hide from it. He should acknowledge them all with Mother’s Day greetings.

Each and every one of them. All the baby mamas.

Even if it takes him All Day.

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