Florida Marlins fan sees self on Jumbotron, loses mind

The Florida Marlins don’t sell out very many home games and now we might know why. Deadspin caught just about the creepiest Vine you’ll see all day thanks to some kid who discovered himself on the JumboTron at a baseball game. We’ve all seen some funny reactions to being on the JumboTron, but few result in such awkward discomfort as does this one. Watch for yourself below.

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We all do some kooky things when we’re that young, but…yikes. That’s a ‘sit down, you’ moment for the parents, right? That kid looked like he was rehearsing to play Peter Pan at the school play or something. Those green shorts are going to give someone a heart attack if they keeping spinning like a ceiling fan.

Is there any doubt that this guy will be doing the same thing at a dance club in Miami in like fifteen years? He will fit right in with countless others ready to show off their pecs and hips at the first sign of a dance beat.

Fortunately, as is noted, there’s no audio to this one, lest we hear whatever odd, breathy sounds that kid makes while he sways around and awkwardly gyrates for a cameraman already trying to find something else to film.