Paulina Gretzky Wants Baby Poop On A $1,120 Changing Table

By Cory Buck | Nov 14, 2014

Paulina Gretzky and PGA golfer Dustin Johnson are having a baby, and subsequently put a changing table worth $1,120 on their registry.

Baby showers are the worst. Someone goes out and makes a decision to have a baby, by mistake or otherwise, then their friends — who had no say in such a decision — have to buy a bunch of stuff for that baby. But when you take two wildly wealthy human beings expecting a baby and give them a registry, baby showers go from the worst to the worst ever.

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Paulina Gretzky (as in the Great One’s daughter) and professional golfer Dustin Johnson ran amok for two years, travelling the world and partying like rock stars, culminating in Johnson’s suspension from the PGA and Gretzky’s pregnancy. Now that they’re pregnant, the couple is asking mom, dad, and everyone else they know for a few things for the shower. On that list? A changing table worth over $1,100.

Don’t worry, there’s also a $900 dresser and an $800 crib in case that table is just a tad out of your price range.

The two remain unwed while they are expecting largely because Wayne won’t let his daughter marry someone who blows as much as cocaine as Johnson apparently did this past year, per the New York Post.

Once again, The Great One appears to have made the right play, but he’s probably still going to have to pony up at least a grand for a shower gift for his grandchild.

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