Balls Deflated: A Deflategate parody song (video)

Here’s the Tom Brady Deflate-gate story in my own words, or should I say lyrics.

My job, dangles on a string

because attorney Wells,

looked in to something in the NFL.

They say that I knew, what would happen that

balls would flatten, and I demanded them.

Balls deflated, I am selfish, I am wrong.

No it’s Jim and that guy John; it was those two all along.

And I’ve been framed, go ahead just ask my Dad.

I would never fondle balls,

not even my own..

They say, it’s more probable than not,

our personnel played a part circumventing,

that means breaking, the playing rules.

They concluded we, deliberated, some participated.

But they blame me the most for the..

Balls deflated, I am selfish, I am wrong.

No it’s jim and that guy John; it was those two all along.

And I’ve been framed, go ahead just ask my Dad.

I’d never touch those balls,

I’m the leagues best quarterback.

So screwed, ’cause the texts they found on file.

They show, that I’m in denial.

I’ll regret those for forever.

Why can’t, they just see

that it was them and not me.

They said that “I suck” and “OMG”

So let me go OK? So let me go OK?

It wasn’t me no way, but they’re not buying, they know I’m lying.

I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to say.

Friday may be my last day,

and it’s all because they..

Investigated, I am guilty, I’m a fraud.

Because of me, the balls went soft, with a little help from John.

I gave him shoes, but his texts have screwed me now.

I might lose my super bowl

because of all the s*** they found.

My job, dangles on a string

like my super bowl ring.

Inspired by “Vindicated” by Dashboard Confessional

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