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Mondays Suck: Frank Clark somehow has a home in NFL (Video)

By Lauren Lapka

Dec 28, 2013; Tempe, AZ, USA; Michigan Wolverines defensive end Frank Clark against the Kansas State Wildcats during the Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl at Sun Devil Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 28, 2013; Tempe, AZ, USA; Michigan Wolverines defensive end Frank Clark against the Kansas State Wildcats during the Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl at Sun Devil Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports /
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Everyone hates Mondays, they suck, but so do these three things floating around the sports world.

Mondays suck, but these three things in sports equally suck.

The Fact Frank Clark Has A Home in The NFL

For those of you who didn’t follow the draft, Frank Clark is a former University of Michigan defensive end that was picked up in the second-round by the Seattle Seahawks. The reason he sucks seems to be obvious to everyone but Seattle. He was arrested for domestic violence last November. The arrest prompted Michigan to kick him off their team yet it didn’t deter the Seahawks from drafting him. They claimed they conducted a thorough investigation before making their decision and that in their investigation they found that Clark never hit a woman. Seahawks GM John Schneider even went so far as to say in an interview with 710 ESPN radio that, “In my opinion, if you strike a woman, you’re off our board.

I’m sorry, there’s just no two ways about it.” Well that could be a problem Schneider because the Seattle Times released a pretty brutal report on the whole incident. Clark was originally charged with first-degree misdemeanors for domestic violence and assault but, later pleaded to a reduced charge of persistent disorderly conduct. He had previous run in the law in 2012 where he pleaded guilty to a felony charge of second-degree home invasion, but since he was under the age of 21, his record was cleared courtesy of the terms of a Michigan program for first-time offenders.

Clark is back in the Seattle Times now that new facts about the case have come forward. A hotel manager says that Clark threatened her after the incident with his former girlfriend. The manager told police that he threatened to “hit you like I hit her” and yet she was never contacted by Sandusky Prosecutor Lynne Gast-King before Clarks charges were reduced. Some of the other new facts include a witness told police she had to comfort three kids who told her “their sister’s boyfriend was punching her in the face” and that Clark claimed his girlfriend has been girlfriend, which was a lie. Clark also claimed his father was a Chief of Police which was also a lie.

Chris Christie Spending Your Tax Dollars on Concessions

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, you know that guy that once shut down a bridge just because he was mad at another guy with some power (more or less), is being sucky once again. For those of you who have a huge grudge against taxes, which is usually most people, you’re going to be fuming after learning this; especially if you’re a New Jersey resident. It’s been discovered that Christie has spent a total of $300,000 from his state allowance to buy food, alcohol, and tasty treats according to the New Jersey Watchdog. His largest spending spree was during the 2010 and 2011 NFL football seasons at MetLife Stadium. On 58 separate occasions of watching the New York Jets and New York Giants, Christie spent a total of $82,594, which is $2,581 per game.

Ridiculous Alabama Fan Gets Equally Ridiculous Cake

We’ve seen plenty of crazy fans do insane things to prove their loyalty but, this one takes the cake (terrible pun intended). Robert Sabin tied the knot with the love of his life Amanda Perryman and their wedding cake featured Alabama coach Nick Saban riding an elephant holding the BCS Championship trophy. Saban and the elephant are on-top of Bryant-Denny Stadiums football field.

When the groom cut into the cake he was surprised to find his wife had the cake colored Florida orange and blue.

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