North Carolina coach Larry Fedora won't name a QB because he's a troll

Besides having a name that sounds like it belongs in a Mel Brooks film noir spoof, North Carolina coach Larry Fedora is also cool in his attitude toward people who want him to hurry the hell up and name a starting QB.

It starts to look like Fedora just can’t make up his mind about his QB, but Fedora insists that’s not the explanation for his procrastination. According to Fedora, this is all about the trolling:

I bet you a hundred dollars that Larry Fedora has ruined a mock fantasy draft before. You know he has.

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Larry Fedora is one of those guys who picks fights on YouTube and tries to end them by calling everyone Hitler.

Larry Fedora thinks Empire Strikes Back was the worst Star Wars movie (that one also works as a Hunter Pence sign, I now realize).

You’ve got to know that Larry Fedora did it for the Lulz.

Larry Fedora is the second-best troll among all college football coaches. Sorry Larry, Bo Pelini still holds the top spot.

But seriously, this guy has no idea who he wants to play quarterback. Might I suggest a solution? Rock-paper-scissors tournament.

If actual football playing can’t assist you in making up your mind, put your faith in random chance.

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North Carolina coach Larry Fedora won’t name a QB because he’s a troll

By Dan Zinski | Aug 26, 2014