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Every NBA team’s worst Thanksgiving road trip companion

By Matt Rutkowski

Indian commuters (R) wait for a bus next to heavy traffic on a smoggy morning in New Delhi on November 14, 2017.Doctors declared a public health emergency in New Delhi when choking smog descended on the capital and elsewhere in northern India, prompting authorities to close schools, ban construction and bar trucks from entering the city. / AFP PHOTO / DOMINIQUE FAGET (Photo credit should read DOMINIQUE FAGET/AFP/Getty Images)
Indian commuters (R) wait for a bus next to heavy traffic on a smoggy morning in New Delhi on November 14, 2017.Doctors declared a public health emergency in New Delhi when choking smog descended on the capital and elsewhere in northern India, prompting authorities to close schools, ban construction and bar trucks from entering the city. / AFP PHOTO / DOMINIQUE FAGET (Photo credit should read DOMINIQUE FAGET/AFP/Getty Images) /
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Everyone’s going somewhere on or around Thanksgiving. Even if it’s just to the corner CVS. Even NBA players.

Have you been in a car before? I know I have. I drive them sometimes to get places I want to go that are too far to walk to but not far enough to fly to. It’s really convenient.

Have you ever been in the car with someone who sucks? I know I have. The drive takes forever despite the fact Wendy’s is only like a mile or two away. Sometimes you wish you were dead. It’s fantastic.

Have you ever been in a car with an NBA player? I know I haven’t, but I sometimes imagine that I have and it never ends well.

These are the things driving this article.

Which NBA players would suck the most to be stuck in a car with? There are all sorts of reasons they could suck — hubris, intensity, being Dwight Howard — but each team has someone special. Come with me. I will show you. Get in the back.

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