Chris Bosh is the politest trash talker ever
By Ian Levy
Chris Bosh is just a goofy nice guy. He likes to photobomb post game interviews. He wishes his fans a Merry Christmas with yelling. Nobody really has anything mean to say about him. So how does a guy that nice trash talk? Well he kills them with kindness of course.
“Don’t keep leaving me open man” is the worst kind of trash talk. It comes off as super polite, and sounds like Bosh just wants a good sporting game, but in reality he’s telling Davis that he can’t guard him. Beneath that kind exterior is the most backhanded piece of politeness in the world. This is so much worse than if he had just ran up to Davis and yelled that he can’t guard him, or that he’s the worst defender in the NBA. No, he wants Davis to be better than that. Chris Bosh is secretly cold, and everybody should be afraid of him.
He’s still super nice though.