Former Major League Baseball slugger, and steroids whistle-blower, Jose Canseco wants to be the next head football coach for the Texas Longhorns. He sent his condolences to Mack Brown on Twitter and then followed that up by throwing his hat in the ring.
So sorry to hear about Mack Brown. hug for u buddy
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
Hey Steve @stevepatterson you need a huge name for huge job buddy. I know football even better than baseball.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
He even has a plan to fix the Longhorns.
Hey Steve @stevepatterson Here is my plan to fix Texas football.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
And it doesn’t involve steroids.
First the lines are weak. It is our foundation and must be stronger. I know what to do. #Cansecohorns
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
Well… it could if he wants to make people stronger. We know his preferred method of strength and conditioning. How about following Texas A&M and Missouri’s method of improving, a little conference realignment.
Second what conference are we even in now? Just join the SEC already #Cansecohorns
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
Nevermind that whole Longhorn Network with ESPN that would cause obvious problems if they moved to the SEC. He isn’t a fan of the quarterbacks they’ve had so he’ll go find the next Vince Young.
Third why have we had all these 5'9 QBs with weak arms? Go get another Vince Young #Cansecohorns
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
The “forth” suggestion is a tangible and realistic option.
Forth hire the Baylor recruiting coach he is killing us. #Cansecohorns
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
He hadn’t heard back quite yet so he threw out another bullet point to his plan.
My goats could help Bevo #hornseco
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 16, 2013