May 23, 2013; Fort Worth, TX, USA; Fort Worth Cats designated hitter Jose Canseco (33) reacts to striking out in the bottom of the first inning of the game against the Edinburg Roadrunners at LaGrave Field in Fort Worth. Mandatory Credit: Tim Heitman-USA TODAY Sports

Jose Canseco wants to be the Texas Longhorns next head coach

Former Major League Baseball slugger, and steroids whistle-blower, Jose Canseco wants to be the next head football coach for the Texas Longhorns. He sent his condolences to Mack Brown on Twitter and then followed that up by throwing his hat in the ring.


He even has a plan to fix the Longhorns.

And it doesn’t involve steroids.


Well… it could if he wants to make people stronger. We know his preferred method of strength and conditioning. How about following Texas A&M and Missouri’s method of improving, a little conference realignment.

Nevermind that whole Longhorn Network with ESPN that would cause obvious problems if they moved to the SEC. He isn’t a fan of the quarterbacks they’ve had so he’ll go find the next Vince Young.


The “forth” suggestion is a tangible and realistic option.

He hadn’t heard back quite yet so he threw out another bullet point to his plan.

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