Jose Canseco Selling His Severed Finger On eBay
By Jack Crosby
Jose Canseco is really trying to milk this severed finger thing for all it’s worth, and now he wants you to buy it, as well as the gun he shot it off with.
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Who would have ever thought that a severed finger would draw so much publicity. But when Jose Canseco is involved, anything can turn into a story, no matter how wild it may be.
Although now, he might be taking it a bit too far.
Canseco went on his twitter account Monday to talk about the finger that he blew off while cleaning his gun and he made a pretty creepy and disgusting revelation.
The former slugger is putting the severed finger up for auction on eBay.
Now if you’re unfamiliar with the poker reference, the finger fell off last week while Canseco was competing in a poker tournament, but that’s an entirely different story in this saga. But wait, there’s MORE. The deal gets sweeter, because you can also purchase the gun that he blew the finger off with in the first place.
With Christmas right around the corner, here’s your chance to get the perfect gift for your loved one.
Actually, no, don’t do this unless you want to be exiled from your family forever because I’m pretty sure they won’t want anything to do with you ever again.
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