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There is now a Bryce Harper tribute song, a necessity in any MVP debate

By Jonathan Bass

Mandatory Credit: Evan Habeeb-USA TODAY Sports
Mandatory Credit: Evan Habeeb-USA TODAY Sports /
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Enjoy bumping this Bryce Harper rap song on the way to Nationals Park.

As a Braves fan, my gut reaction anytime something Bryce Harper-related slides across the ol’ computadora is to hurl the laptop across the room, douse it in gasoline, strike a match, and then curl up and cry myself to sleep in the corner.

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He comes to town, stomps on the A, knocks the friggin’ cover off the ball, flips his luscious mane and blazes a trail back up to D.C., not unlike William Sherman. It leaves folks like myself a crumpled mess.

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But as much as I’d like to hate, I simply cannot. That’s just being a butthurt fan, and, well, them’s the stakes of the game. Guy is a natural and goes hard on every play. You love him if he’s on your team; you hate him if he ain’t. And if you simply enjoy the sport of baseball then he’s appointment viewing.

So, with all that said, I pretty much rode the same wave of emotions when learning about a Bryce Harper rap song by DJ Chris Styles and FatBoiz.

Damn that Harper, and damn this song for getting stuck in my head. Get out of my dome! Aaaaarrrrghhh!

The song has the kind of beat that you’ll roll the windows down and bump on a hot day, and the hook is nothing short of catchy. Basically, if you’re a Harper fan in any shape or form it’s the jam for you. The song’s creators said they were going for an anthem. They pretty much nailed it.

https://twitter.com/1FatBoiz/status/608978927114141696

Here’s hoping Bryce decides to go next level and use this as his walk-out song at some point this season. Really get the people going.

[Washington Post]

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