Kim Jong Un Nearly Bankrupts North Korea Buying Out Dennis Rodman Socks
By Josh Sanchez
There is a breaking story this weekend that could have a potential impact on world affairs that includes North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and NBA legend Dennis Rodman. It all started with the discovery of an NBA collection of socks that featured the faces of legends from the past, but an interesting detail led us to discovering a potential bombshell of a story.
First of all, look at the images of the NBA Legends Sock Collection here:
From Bill Walton and James Worthy to Larry Bird and Patrick Ewing, some of the best to ever play the game get their special sock. Then there is John Stockton and Karl Malone sharing a pair, which doesn’t make much sense. I mean, what the hell. It’s obviously a ploy to get you to buy two pairs of that sock so you can have two Stockton’s and two Malone’s. It’s just a money trap.
While all of the socks are beautiful and unique in style, there was a certain pair that caught everyone’s eye.
Did you notice the Dennis Rodman socks above? Probably not. That is because it looks like North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has nearly bankrupt his nation stocking up on some fuzzy feet protectors that feature his famous multi-haired pal. If you don’t believe us, all you need is the photo below for some visual evidence.
You know what they say, “the eye in the sky don’t lie.”
In the past many have joked about Rodman helping to bring peace between the United States and North Korea, but it looks like that idea may not have been as farfetched as we had all believed. If you look good, you feel good, and Kim Jong Un’s tootsies are warm, stylin’, profilin’ and sporting the look of his favorite NBA star/FBI informant.
God bless NBA legend socks, God bless Dennis Rodman, and God bless the United States of America.
* – This article is satirical.