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Padres manager Bud Black farts during press conference (Video)

By Dan Zinski

May 18, 2014; Denver, CO, USA; San Diego Padres manager Bud Black (20) walks back to the dugout following his second replay challenge in the first inning against the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field. Mandatory Credit: Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports
May 18, 2014; Denver, CO, USA; San Diego Padres manager Bud Black (20) walks back to the dugout following his second replay challenge in the first inning against the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field. Mandatory Credit: Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports /
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Bud Black doesn’t care if you know that he farted in the middle of this answer to a reporter during a post game press conference. He really doesn’t. He just could not give one rip.

Bad Black is the type of man who will rip off a loud, juicy, unmistakable fart and just let it sit there. He will let it hover there in the room like a thing. He could fart a full-grown elephant out of his ass and he would not even blink. He would act just like nothing ever happened.

One of these days, Bud Black is going to give a press conference that is nothing but him farting. It’s just going to be one fart after another. Eventually reporters will be forced to flee the room, and then Bud will sit back, pop the top off a bottle of beer, smile to himself and enjoy the rest of his day.

Because that is how Bud Black does it. He just doesn’t need any of it, and you can tell that. You can tell by the way he farts that he is not a man who sweats the small stuff.

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